After every sexual escapade my friends and I enjoyed in college, we'd ask each other one very big, important question: "Was he packing the heat? It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit. Because those are still great. But it does mean how you use it will almost always trump size. And sometimes too big can be, well, a problem. Just ask these nine gals who agreed to share their too-big-penis horror stories. One way big dicks totally suck is for blow jobs. One guy I dated has a wide and really long penis, and that made giving one pretty awful. I was literally gagging all over the thing to the point it felt like I could throw up -- and just drooling saliva everywhere. I kept having to stop and take breaks, which made it harder for to him finish.

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It turned out that the "tree" in question was 9 inches long, and that the year-old American really enjoyed planting it. I could feel inches of him pushing down my throat and then sliding back out. It was a huge turn on, and got me really excited to have sex. This was a pivotal moment for Alicia.
Laziest fucking lay in the world. It was terrible. I kept asking him to ease up and not enter me all the way, and he kept getting over-enthusiastic…I still wonder what the best compromise would have been, since taking all of him was too much for me, but stopping short was not enough for him. Being completely filled and stretched like that is pretty amazing. I usually cramped up afterwards we always went super hard at it… again, the only girl that could take all of him in me with it still being good and rough. My first boyfriend was pretty well endowed. Oral was incredibly intimidating and I never really enjoyed it with him. He knew that, though, and was cool with it because he was getting laid.