Tessa looks just like any other pixieish blond 4-year-old. Her dimpled grin is disarming, and the twinkle in her deep brown eyes hints at a mischievous spirit. She prances as she walks, constantly attended by her trusted teddy bear and stuffed dinosaur.

LOOK AT THIS BIG BUTTON WE MADE


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Oh yeah. That box. When I graduated high school, I decided to gather up everything I owned that had meaning to me and put it in a big cardboard box. That was 14 years ago. With almost no memory of what was in the box, I decided to open it up. Inside I found old schoolwork, report cards, things I had written, things my friends had written, pictures, audio and video recordings, tickets of things I had gone to, and a ton of letters. It quickly turned into a very weird day for me.
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I'm currently sitting in my living room waiting for this guy to come over for a booty call. Considering I requested said booty in the middle of the afternoon, I guess this is more of a "dick appointment"…. For the sake of anonymity, we'll call this guy Big Hot, because he's really tall and really hot. We've gone on two dates and hooked up once, so Big Hot is still acquainted with the exfoliated and hairless me that exists only in the early stages of dating and penetration. He cannot know that I'm really a barn animal in a wig and Forever 21 lounge pants, so this morning I took the proper measures to maintain the illusion of being a hot girl. Being a girl is stressful because our bodies have so many lumps and flaps and holes. Oh my God, so many holes to clean cobwebs out of and remove hair from and keep pleasantly but not overly scented. Men do not realize or appreciate that getting ready for sex is a whole premeditated thing for us that requires preparation and limitless patience.
Yet, this life is hard on the whole family. It's pretty rough waking up to drive home that early and then trying to go back to sleep again for just a little bit before getting up again for work. Thanks for letting us know. That being said, when you marry a doctor, you marry the profession too. Almost everything is complicated. She cried when you proclaimed your love of goodness because, in part, it was a sign that you weren't broken and desperate for Mormonism.